Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 7 hours ago

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

(Source: unacclimated)

Posted 7 hours ago

When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

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this is accurate af

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS










YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

image

wait what

holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

image

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image

image

YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

Posted 7 hours ago

priscillapricey:

ॐ💎priscillapricey💎ॐ

(Source: hellyeahrihannafenty)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
liquid-sword23:

peepgamehoot:

anti-keiara:

kushitekalkulus:

rebelbaes:

jonesydaking:

anti-keiara:

I’ll be there to love you each and every night and all through the day…

we’ve had our disagreements but zayum mama

*prays for the strength to not thirst*

You can see her titty piercing

Actually no. That was my bra. Nice try though

Shit either way 😓😔😩😍

anti-keiara& sunnyki is still the hottest twins tho❤️😍😍

liquid-sword23:

peepgamehoot:

anti-keiara:

kushitekalkulus:

rebelbaes:

jonesydaking:

anti-keiara:

I’ll be there to love you each and every night and all through the day…

we’ve had our disagreements but zayum mama

*prays for the strength to not thirst*

You can see her titty piercing

Actually no. That was my bra. Nice try though

Shit either way 😓😔😩😍

anti-keiara
&
sunnyki
is still the hottest twins tho❤️😍😍
Posted 7 hours ago

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

Posted 7 hours ago

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

Posted 8 hours ago

elationandecstasy:

I know the feeling buddy.

(Source: maddieonthings)

Posted 8 hours ago

katewillaert:

Marvel Heroes Height Comparison Chart - Illustrated for HalloweenCostumes.com.

I always thought Storm was taller, but I guess it’s because she always wears heels? Though that doesn’t explain why the Thing often appears taller.
I thought it was interesting that the movie version of Rocket was much much shorter than the comics (he’s roughly the size of an actual raccoon), in comparison to Wolverine, who is much taller in the movies (Hugh Jackman is 6’2”).
Posted 8 hours ago

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Hey little girl, how are you? How about you go inside, I got something to ask your momma.

(Source: kiidiosa)